Crap Vacuum.  The name alone inspire awe, for those in the know in the music industry.  Cited by industry insiders and critics and the "Greatest Band of All Time".  Rolling Stone stated, "With out Crap Vacuum, we would still be listening to sticks banging together and consider that music".

Crap Vacuum humble beginnings start back in the last Century BC.  They were struggling musicians, trying to push the envelope of the of music and good taste in the Roman controlled Palestine.  No one got their music, or their message and they floundered.  That is until, by chance, they were last minute musical fill ins for the Wedding of Jesus of Galilee and Mary Magdelene . ..  the rest is history.  Crap Vacuum has been with us ever since

Crap Vacuum has been at the forefront of every musically innovation since their inception.  Many famous musicians go their start with Crap Vacuum.  They have inspired generations, discovered new worlds, killed presidents, incited riots, ended wars.  If not for Crap Vacuum, Rock and Roll is never born.   Though band members may die and move on, Crap Vacuum is forever.

"You cannot create Music without a little bit of crap."